Monday, 20 October 2025

Christmas Is Coming! Soon-ish.

Mince pies arrived in the supermarkets in September, ridiculous. I've personally removed three boxes of the puff pastry ones, but one person can only do so much. In a principled protest against corporate giants, I've postponed my first Christmas advertising until October (now). It's my jolly skiing snowman! Dashing towards you at even higher speed than Christmas.

Links to many other items featuring this drawing follow. Where appropriate, text and date can be changed using "Personalize this template" on the Zazzle product page:

Accessories

Skiing Snowman Key Ring

Art & Wall Decor

Festive Wooden Box Sign

Clothing & Shoes

Christmas Memento T-Shirt

Crafts & Party Supplies

Snowman Add Your Text Balloon Christmas Party Gift Bag
Snowman White No Text Gift Bag Merry Christmas Gift Tags
Christmas Party Napkins Christmas Party Paper Cups
Christmas Party Paper Plates Snowman Add Your Text Sticker Sheet
Snowman No Text Contour Sticker Merry Christmas Green Wrapping Paper
Snowman No Text White Wrapping Paper

Home & Living

Snowman Glass Scented Candle Snowman Red Ceramic Tree Ornament
Snowman Green Ceramic Tree Ornament Snowman Add Your Text Ball Decoration
Christmas Party Paper Coasters Snowman Add Your Text Paper Coasters
Merry Christmas Doormat Snowman Add Your Text Door Sign
Snowman White No Text Fleece Blanket Snowman Add Your Text Shot Glass
Christmas Party Memento Shot Glass Christmas Memento Stemless Wine Glass
Snowman Add Your Text Mug Merry Christmas Round Pillow
Snowman No Text Lilac Tea Towel

Invitations & Stationery

Merry Christmas Greeting Card Merry Christmas Postcard

Office & School

Christmas Planner Ring Binder

Wednesday, 15 October 2025

Five New Finds

I've scoured Zazzle's archives for product lines I've not yet tapped in to. Here are my most fitting finds:

1) Devilish poker chips. Back in stock and featuring my triumphant Tasmanian Devil poker player.

2) A soccer wizard lizard on a finely stitched football. Do people still call footballs 'casies'?

3) Emerging bleary eyed into the daylight... the parallel lives of moles and writers. It's a mole writer on a notebook.

4) Bring the exotic into your garden. A pair of hovering hummingbirds on a windchime.

5) My eating skills are a match for your cooking skills. Chief taster raccoon oven gloves!

Whether products have a caption or 'your text here' style placeholder text, you can use "Personalize this template" on any of my product pages to tweak the text and create a unique, customised item. If a simple text change doesn't look right, and if you're feeling confident, you can dive into the editor using "Edit this design" and alter the size and position of the text (and more).

Friday, 5 September 2025

New Range: Meerkat Gym Rat

A quick idea in the tradition of the Mr Muscle style puny strongman, I did some massive shorts research by watching Stan Laurel pretending to box. 'Gym Rat' is a term for a gym fanatic in the USA, hard to resist the illiteration (so I didn't), but I've tried a few other angles too. All text is editable after clicking through to Zazzle.

Everything available featuring this drawing:

Accessories

Gym Lover Badge Workout Warrior Bandana
Inner Athlete Drawstring Bag Inner Athlete Duffle Bag
Meerkat Gym Rat Acrylic Key Ring Meerkat Gym Rat Aluminium Key Ring
Gym Lover Patch

Art & Wall Decor

Inner Athlete Poster Inner Athlete Wall Decal
Inner Athlete Metal Wall Sign Inner Athlete Window Cling
Inner Athlete Acrylic Sign Inner Athlete Foam Board Sign

Clothing & Shoes

Inner Athlete T-Shirt

Crafts & Party Supplies

Meerkat Gym Rat Sticker Sheet Workout Warrior Contour Sticker
Gym Lover Contour Sticker

Home & Living

Strong Stuff Shot Glass Strong Stuff Whiskey Tumbler
Strong Stuff Premium Hip Flask Strong Stuff Vinyl Wrapped Hip Flask
Inner Athlete Flexible Magnet Meerkat Gym Rat Standard Magnet
Coffee Power Two Tone Mug Coffee Power Giant Mug
Coffee Power Latte Mug Inner Athlete Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Inner Athlete CamelBak Bottle

Invitations & Stationery

Beefcake Birthday Card Inner Athlete Invitation
Inner Athlete Postcard

Tuesday, 22 July 2025

Belated Happy Blogday

My good intentions melted away in the UK heatwave, but I return after a two month gap with some apt "belated" designs.

Two slowcoaches (or slowpokes) of the natural world, each across four products for the forgetful, starting with a sweating & fretting snail, rushing in (snail style) late with a belated birthday card.

My second design is a slow moving sloth, on stickers for your envelope or gift. I've gone for a two toed sloth having previously drawn the three toed variety.

Belated card cartoons don't have many suitable products so I have just the two sets of four for now; as usual, all text is customizable on the Zazzle platform. Add a person's name, change the message entirely, it's up to you. For those unfamiliar, Zazzle is a big, reputable POD site run out of San in Redwood City, California, United States, but with an office in Cork, Ireland.

Tuesday, 22 April 2025

A Robin Rundown

The iconic bird on which my blog identity is based has twice been voted Britain's national bird. The robin (Erithacus rubecula) holds a special place in the heart of the people of the UK, and here are some possible reasons why.

In Britain, the Robin has a reputation as the gardener’s friend. It's a transactional relationship. You get some company while digging, and can fantasise about being a bird whisperer; they get any tasty insects that scatter in their direction. Even when out and about enjoying the British countryside, I've found that the small bird most likely to pause and check you out, will be a robin.

With their characteristic confidence, the robin might be in danger of over exposure when you add in their long standing association with Christmas. The postman delivering your Christmas cards in Victorian Britain would have worn a red jacket which earned them the "Robin" nickname. A second Christmas connection is the story that the robin was a dull brown bird until its breast was stained red by the blood of Christ, as it tried to protect him from a thorn in his crown. These connections make the robin a popular motif for the Christmas holidays.

On the distinctive colouring, the red breast is really more of an orange; but at the time that "robin redbreast" was coined, there was no word for 'orange' in English; the fruit was not known in the islands until the 1500s. The current taxonomical name, (with rubecula derived from the latin 'ruber' meaning 'red'), was settled upon in 1800.

Back when kidnapping, poisoning and murder were staples of childrens' stories, an old children’s nursery rhyme called Who killed Cock Robin? had it's first recorded writing in the 18th century. I misremembered this from childhood as a murder mystery, where various suspect birds give their alibis until we reach the sparrow and his bow and arrow. Revisiting it as an adult, the sparrow declares his heinous crime at the start (before spoiler alerts were a thing). A 15th century stained glass window in Buckland Rectory, Gloucestershire, is thought to depict this story, but the dodgy drawing has caused debate about the type of bird. Someone needs to get the ladders out and take a decent picture of the window.

Leaping forward to 1940 (like a time travelling superhero, see where I'm going with this), the robin got a dynamic pop culture makeover as Batman's sidekick, although his American creators will have been referencing the American robin. Interesting choice, I reckon an American robin could take a bat in one to one combat. The keenest robin experts will note from the website header that my robin's red breast doesn't extend around its face. In this respect it's like an American robin, a decision taken with artistic licence to show the eye better; but how else do the two types of robin compare, I hear no-one ask? Well here you go:

European vs American Robin: Head to Head

Species European Robin American Robin
Size 12.5 to 14cm, wingspan 20 to 22cm (flycatcher family) 23 to 28cm, wingspan 31 to 40cm (thrush family)
Range Western Europe to Western Siberia North America
Plumage Male & female look the same Female has duller plumage
Diet Mostly invertebrates A 60/40 mix of berries and invertebrates
Behaviour Highly aggressive to competitors Assemble in large flocks at night, to roost
Fun Fact Said to be bolder in the British Isles due to the protection conferred by the aforementioned Christian connection Known to get drunk on fermented Firethorn berries

Got any more exciting robin facts? Add them in the comments. Or just say 'hello' to fill me with joy knowing that another human has read this.

Other bird related items:

Tuesday, 8 April 2025

Five Revived

Five things rediscover their spring in April.

1) Keep smiling! Shop and share the hope on a tote.

2) Keep connected. It all starts with an invitation.

3) Keep awake! Animated animals clamouring for a coffee.

4) Keep motivated. The sunshine's back, squeeze the day!

5) Keep lubricated. Heed the hedgehog and crack open a cold one.

Use "Personalize this template" on any of my product pages to tweak the text and create a unique, customised item.

Friday, 7 March 2025

Five Revived Whack-A-Mole March

Five Zazzle products which have had a March makeover.

1) Add a running theme to anything with a Woodland Animals Running Race contour sticker.

2) Take your poker night to the next level with Lucky Devil Poker Club playing cards. Remember, all text on my Zazzle products can be tweaked using "Personalize this template", invent a unique club or night name if desired.

3) Because sometimes we need a reminder. Take A Break with a relaxed rhino glass coaster.

4) There's order in your chaos. An Everything's Under Control one man bandicoot tee.

5) You need it to function. Coffee Is My Catnip jumbo mug.