Thursday, 17 September 2026

Something wicked this way comes...

It's Halloween 2026! Five spooky suggestions featuring my original art, to decorate your dungeon (house).

1) Killer clown coffee cup. Custom text to add the year.

2) Pumpkin packaging. Jack o lantern gift bags for this years costumes.

3) Wearable werewolves. A badge or button for trick or treating.

4) Skull stickers. For card and invitation envelopes, or an alternative non sugary handout.

5) Evil Invitations. Entice your victims to your Halloween bash.

Where products have text, you can edit the design to make changes and create a unique, customised item. All products from Zazzle, an established and reputable POD outlet, check it out.

Tuesday, 15 September 2026

Etsy Insights

I spoke a little about Etsy Insights in my last post. Insights is a tool to help you to test interest in products old and new, by showing you the keywords people are typing into the Etsy Marketplace search. This in turn suggests the keywords you might use to attract visitors to your product page.

As a free subscriber you're limited to 15 searches, each of which renew 7 days after you used them. A search reveals how many people used that term to search Etsy in the last 7 days, and how many results they got. You can save a search, but - ambush! - revisiting that saved search counts as one of your 15.

To avoid the restriction on revisiting my old searches, I started a spreadsheet. I read that a good ratio of 'search/search results' was at least 100 searches to 10k results or less. So I logged my Etsy insights, colour coding them green (good), black (ok) and red (poor).

I struck out completely with a few terms, zero for both searches and results; but Insights shows you some other terms beneath your search stats which are sometimes useful. There are multiple pages of terms but - ambush! - try to access page two Free Subscriber, and you're invited to pay for the privilege. I call these bonus terms "other" rather than "related" because it seems that obviously related terms aren't served up, at least not on Page 1. For example, you might try "football player gift", but the similar "gifts for football players" isn't offered up, and its results might be quite different.

For the first ten weeks I maintained my spreadsheet and tried to maximise my searches, using the 15 as soon as they renewed. A few weeks in - ambush! - your saved searches are limited in number, you must delete some to make space. I'm glad I started that spreadsheet.

Things didn't go well; views were barely a trickle, my promotion skills are poor, and my keywords... well more on that in a second. Demoralised, I skulked back to Zazzle to try and alter my fortunes there.

I returned to Etsy today to find that they've updated Insights with colour coded ratings, rather like my spreadsheet. Revelation: it appears that there's no golden ratio of searches to results. Apparently a search term can yield tens of thousands of results, but still rate "typical" for conversion to sales.

I burned through my 15 searches trying out the new improved Insights, and then thought about my old data, which might be wrongly categorised; good keywords actually bad and vice versa. I clicked on an old saved search to see how Etsy rates those terms - ambush! - of course, I'd used my 15 searches, access denied.

Please stop ambushing me, Etsy. I've paid to join. I've paid to list products. I've paid for samples. If I could sell some mugs, we'd both benefit, and maybe then I could afford to subscribe.

Summary

  • A free account gives you insights into 15 keywords or phrases. Each insight becomes available again 7 days later.
  • You have a limited number of insight saves. Revisiting saved insights counts as one of your 15.
  • A free account only gives you access to page 1 of the related results for each insight.
  • Related results seem to be random. Better, more closely related results might not appear on page 1.

Wednesday, 24 June 2026

Learning Experiences

Sooo Christmas came and went, and I did my usual trick of falling off the blog wagon. So what's new?

Zazzle sales have almost dried up. In an attempt to drag myself out of the ditch, I came up with a new timetable, which immediately made itself redundant after sending me in new directions that weren't on the timetable.

I've been dabbling with AI !NOT FOR DRAWING! but for planning and mockup backgrounds. On the latter I've been bouncing between ChatGPT and Google Gemini; essentially I use one until it drives me insane, and then I switch and repeat. Here's one where it didn't draw two handles on the mug:

I've done some Pinterest experimentation, but really only confirmed what I might have predicted from my private Pinterest use; users want art, not adverts, and even art that gets a reaction won't necessarily convert into visits or sales.

New Platform


I branched out on to Etsy. Having all the eggs in the Zazzle basket was never a good idea, and not just because it makes this blog look like a covert Zazzle advert. So I dipped a toe into Etsy, and so far the results are also terrible.

My AI planning via ChatGPT had sounded plausible and good:

"Think of Etsy as a test shelf".

"Mugs are low risk".

"Art without captions allows buyers to project their own meaning".

It went on to suggest that Zazzle was all about volume, whereas Etsy was a more discerning place, more 'me'. So far I'm finding it equally hard for POD, and I suspect it's best if you're carving owls out of driftwood or something. ChatGPT is too busy being a positive cheerleader to give you this or any bad news.

Unlike Zazzle, Etsy offers some help for keyword research with it's "Insights", but this isn't moving the dial for me as yet. Again I wonder if it's a tool tailored for the owl carvers but not the saturated POD market.

I partnered with Gelato for production and delivery. A Christmas purchase of one of their tees went smoothly, and I read that Gelato was better for selling in Europe. Soon I had a few products listed, but the lack of sales combined with the Etsy insights was making me waver over the 'no caption' strategy. I then discovered that personalised text for buyers isn't part of the free Gelato service. I couldn't even try it for free, because the functionality would end when the trial ended. Argh.

Like an insanely positive AI bot, I'm trying to reframe these setbacks as lessons and therefore steps forward; but I'm stockpiling driftwood for owl carving on the side (I'm not).